Minho:*carving his name into a wall with a knife* Secrets are like knives– everybody’s got one. Some cut deep. Some leave scars.
Chan: Not everyone is obsessed with carrying a knife, Minho.
Seungmin:*pulls out a Swiss army knife* My name is engraved on it and I use it all the time.
Han:*pulls out a dagger* Mine is engraved, too. And this is NOT blood. It’s strawberry jam. I swear.
Jeongin:*pulls out a sai*I had two but the other one is stuck in the back of that statue in the park… I was wasted and too embarrassed to ask for help getting it out.
Chan: WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE KNIVES?!
Changbin:*spinning a switchblade* Didn’t Minho give you one for our debut anniversary, Chan?
Hyunjin:*painting* I’ll admit– this palette knife was a surprisingly thoughtful gift. Sure, it’s got “BITCH” engraved on it. But that makes it one of a kind, just like me.
Chan: …
Minho: I was going to get Chan a badass samurai sword with his name on it BUT… *mockingly* “not everyone is obsessed with carrying a knife, Minho.”
Chan: Well… I mean… You didn’t give Felix a knife.
Felix:*pulls out a butter knife* It’s one of a set. It came with a gift basket of assorted pastries and European fruit spreads. I LOVE IT.
